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iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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hes here

(Source: pleatedjeans)

jakemalik:

iโ€™m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic

(Source: hi)

Love love love. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž

Love love love. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž

(Source: grethscollection)

supamuthafuckinvillain:

marsneedswomen:

My favourite moment from an animated show

Watch this high itโ€™s incredible

(Source: fyamericandad)

hollandrodenisperfect:

gallifrey-feels:

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street
take your geese back, canada

#i think that every night#geese just stand outside the windows of the canadian people#and absorb all their anger#this is why canadians are so nice#and geese are the most evil things to walk the planets

hollandrodenisperfect:

gallifrey-feels:

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street

take your geese back, canada

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth)

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THATโ€™S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Iโ€™M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

demidamage:

Credits to the right owner.

demidamage:

Credits to the right owner.

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if iโ€™m prepared to do that

(Source: nerdygabriel)

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me:ย โ€ฆ

me:ย 

me:ย image

(Source: an-ok-guy)

OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce โ€œ.gifโ€ as โ€œGIF.โ€

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.