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busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

(Source: humortrain)

what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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minzeliron:

starlightbydaylight:

lapizsolarflare:

xurxie-do:

peebsalicious:

cchumped:

when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already

SIGH

when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons

SIGH-ER 

when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages

SIGH-EST

when you’re an international kpop sensation

PSY

Goddammit, kpop fandom.

spookyfiretruckingcupcake:

miss-love:

if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.

changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.

you’re the type of person this world needs

bless you

mypatronusisyou:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

I give props to women who call out stupid assholes on facebook because when I see shit like this I usually don’t even bother bc I assume they’re too stupid to even understand a logical argument

clownprinceo-crime:

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lennythereviewer:

columbiaskies:

chibi-brian:

bunnys-girl1:

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favourite ‘countries’ posts. Continued compilations as asked for by anon.

gonna try the syrup one someday

I’m starting to think that people have a very low opinion of America

Uh, yeah fun fact. The rest of the world hates us…

We’re the fucking joke of the entire planet, our country is that guy who doesn’t realize the joke is on them

vermofftiss:

anuminous:

Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.

That… did not end the way I expected it to.

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness)